napowrimo -- legal information and notices

This poem was constructed by cutting phrases out of the Apple Web Site Terms of Service document.  I was planning on doing the whole document, but even this small fragment took a long time, so here is a sample and maybe sometime not in napowrimo time I will go at it again and try to make a whole poem.  The rules I invented for this exercise are

1. no re-ordering of words or phrases, if you read the document from top to bottom, you would also find the poem, in correct order.
2. no editing, just copy and paste

 

Legal Information & Notices
 
YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS
YOU DO NOT AGREE
change, modify, add or remove
your responsibility changes
including but not limited to
arrangement of dress
and various other

as expressly provided
Content may be encoded in other medium
without express prior use
products and services (such as you) 
notice language in all personal modifications

access, acquire, circumvent
obtain through any means
such connected vulnerability

breach the measures
trace or seek to trace
not owned by you,
exploit or reveal
limited to personal identification
or information,
other than your own information

You agree that you will not
unreasonable or disproportionately
attempt to disguise or pretend that you are

obligations, if any, regard nothing
may make at any time,
without notice
no commitment with respect
your Rights and Permissions
may be changed from time to time

 

Comments

[David Maddalena]

I agree to the terms and conditions!

[Susan]

That's so brilliant!

[Lisa]

Seriously awesome. Love it.