Tony Jones and a crew of crazy people have thrown together a very fun little iPhone app. "OrdainThyself". Take a picture with your camera and through the magic of the internet, you are now a completely non-really ordained religious figure .. shake the phone to pick your religion randomly, or pick one that suits you. Here is my ordination of my coffee mug:
Mega-Church Pastor
Pastor Java
Major Belief
God wants a personal relationship with every person, and accepting that is what gets a person into heaven.
Fast Fact
A mega-church is one with 2,000 or more in attendance on Sunday. Currently, there are about 1,200 mega-churches in America.
Prayer
Jesus, we like you. You're pretty cool. Thanks for letting us speak to you in the vernacular of the day and not with some flowery, churchy language.
Founder
Bill Hybels, 1975
To find out more and download the app, visit http://OrdainThyself.com
lol This is hilarious. I actually do have to get ordained online, seriously, and I came across this in my research. I don't think my friend would want a coffee mug to marry her, but it will probably do a better job than me, anyhow.
Posted by: ordination | Tuesday, January 29, 2013 at 10:51 AM